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Prophet

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Ik kwam dit tegen op een andere site en kwam ff niet meer bij van het lachen. ;) Het is geen filmpje, daarom post ik het maar hier. Ik open dan maar tevens een nieuw topic.

Als je nog grappige tekstjes, afbeeldingen e.d. hebt (geen fimpjes! daar is een apart topic voor) kan je ze hier posten.

Hier is mijn stukje iig:

The top 10 unintentionally worst company URLs

1. A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that
represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is

www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and
views at

www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at

www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at

www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company…

www.powergenitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:

www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always

www.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is

www.cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky
website:

www.speedofart.com

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at

www.gotahoe.com


EDIT: Hehe, ik weet het pepcore. Maar het enige dat me nu nog wat afleiding geeft tijdens deze trieste examenperiode is wat fora volspammen. :P Vandaag 1000e post gemaakt, je kan hem wel niet zien want hij is spijtig genoeg geplaatst in de modsectie. :( Toch: Official Spammer.

Dan ook nog maar snel een picje erbij gooien:
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Het duurde ff voordat ik hem snapte, zat eerst al die linkies aan te klikken :( , dat die mensen daar niet op letten als ze een site beginnen :P


P.S:prophet je bent een post #@%& ;)






Lttrz

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Sethjuh Newbie

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Die domeinnamen zijn echt über-grappig.
Hier is mijn bijdrage:

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Laters,

Seth

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flamekeeper Newbie

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Nou, hier wat plaatjes die ik al heel lang op mijn PC had staan:

https://pyroforum.nl/uploads/post-1027-1172849309.jpghttps://pyroforum.nl/uploads/post-1027-1172849352.jpg

https://pyroforum.nl/uploads/post-1027-1172849385.gifhttps://pyroforum.nl/uploads/post-1027-1172849394.jpg



Ik hoop dat jullie ze leuk vinden.

[EDIT]Die derde is een .GIF bestandje, klik erop om te zien.[/EDIT]

Greets

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Litlle Jonny was a chemist, but little Jonny is no more. What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.


Two hydrogens walk across the street, then one suddenly says: "I think I've lost an electron".
The second hydrogen asks: "Are you sure?".
The first replies: "Yeah, I'm positive".

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:mellow:
A physicist, biologist and a chemist were going to the ocean for the first time.

The physicist saw the ocean and was fascinated by the waves. He said he wanted to do some research on the fluid dynamics of the waves and walked into the ocean. Obviously he was drowned and never returned.

The biologist said he wanted to do research on the flora and fauna inside the ocean and walked inside the ocean. He too, never returned.

The chemist waited for a long time and afterwards, wrote the observation, "The physicist and the biologist are soluble in ocean water".

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A Chemical is a Substance that:

An organic chemist turns into a foul odor.
An analytical chemist turns into a procedure.
A physical chemist turns into a straight line.
A biochemist turns into a helix.
A chemical engineer turns into a profit.
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Organic chemistry is the study of carbon compounds,
biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that wriggle.

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Rules of the lab

* If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.
* When you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly.
* Experiments must be reproduceable, they should fail the same way each time.
* First draw your curves, then plot your data.
* Experience is directly proportional to equipment ruined.
* Always keep a record of your data. It indicates that you have been working.
* To do a lab really well, have your report done well in advance.
* If you can't get the answer in the usual manner, start at the answer and derive the question.
* In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.
* Do not believe in miracles--rely on them.
* Team work is essential, it allows you to blame someone else.
* All unmarked beakers contain fast-acting, extremely toxic poisons.
* No experiment is a complete failure. At least it can serve as a negative example.
* Any delicate and expensive piece of glassware will break before any use can be made of it.

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DHMO

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Ignes Newbie

Ignes

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Geweldig! Moet een link hiervan echt even doorsturen naar studiegenoten :rolleyes:

De DHMO-site is al vrij oud, maar is ook zo mooi! Er schijnt door vele Amerikanen (en vast ook een hoop niet-Amerikanen) ooit een petitie getekend te zijn om de ban op DHMO af te dwingen ;) Demonstreert prachtig het negatieve publieke imago rond alles wat met chemie te maken heeft. "Geen idee wat het is, maar het klinkt chemisch dus het is slecht"

Optisch bedrog ;) -->

Practical Joke uit de ouwe doos :mellow: -->

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Piet Hein Newbie

Piet Hein

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Het verhaal van iedereen, iemand en niemand.

Niemand!

Er waren eens drie mensen: iemand, iedereen en niemand.

Op een dag moest er een belangrijke opdracht worden vervuld.

iedereen werd gevraagd dit te doen.

iedereen dacht echter dat iemand het wel zou doen.

En hoewel iedereen het kon, deed niemand het.

Hierdoor werd iemand boos, omdat het de taak was van iedereen en nu had niemand het gedaan.

iedereen dacht dat iemand het had kunnen doen, maar niemand had zich gerealiseerd dat niet iedereen het wilde doen.

Aan het eind beschuldigde iedereen iemand omdat niemand deed wat iedereen had kunnen doen.

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morpheus Newbie

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'k Keek weer eens bij de welbekende Darwin Awards, en daar zag ik dit (relatief) nieuwe verhaaltje:

(10 January 2007, East Germany) A 63-year-old man's extraordinary effort to eradicate a mole from his property resulted in a probable victory for the mole. The man had pounded several metal rods into the ground and connected them to a high-voltage power line, with the intent of rendering the subterranean realm uninhabitable.

Incidentally, the maneuver electrified the very ground he stood upon. He was found dead at his holiday property on the Baltic Sea. Police had to trip the main circuit breaker before venturing onto the property.

The precise date of the sexagenarian's demise could not be ascertained, but the electricity bill may provide a clue.


Je moet er maar op komen... :)
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Ook eentje met pyro en uit Nederland:

(1 January 2007, Netherlands) The first Darwin Award of 2007 goes to Serge Sluijters, 36, who thought it reasonable to hover over an illegal professional firework and light the electronic ignition with an open flame. But this was not a traditional wick; it was a device designed for precision timing. The flame triggered an immediate launch, and the fireworks catapulted upwards, killing our amateur pyrotechnician enroute to a spectacular burst across the night sky.

Serge had purchased the firework legally in Belgium, but then transported it illegally into the Netherlands. His father disputed the notion that Serge was careless, characterizing his son as a man who gave due consideration to his acts. A witness told reporters, "His face disappeared. If someone has no face left, you know it's serious."

Every year, another idiot gets nominated for a Darwin Award for this same reason. Please, readers, keep your itchy fingers off the triggers of these dangerous fireworks!
http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2007-04.html
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